So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
dude, my cat once reached down from the back of the couch and snagged a clawful of pizza topping straight out of my hand
we are screwed
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
If no one shows up to vote then gets arrested while wearing blue face paint and a kilt while screaming “FREEDOM!!!”, I will be extremely disappointed in you. Don’t disappoint Papa.
William “PapaKenn” notWallace
**turns around and suddenly the post with the cute bird has almost 500 new notes today**
Hi people! You have… nice pants! Yeah! Unless you’re not wearing pants, which is kind of weird on a Wednesday afternoon. Unless you work from home… or it’s either morning/night where you live. Or you’re a bear. Then you can do whatever the hell you want.